Dilbert’s Salary Theorem
M’ha arribat això per email via Magoo. És per pixar-s’hi!
Dilbert’s Salary Theorem
Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
- Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
- Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
- Postulate 3: (as every Physics student knows) Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / MoneySolving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make

April 5th, 2005 at 16:03
Bo bo bo!
April 5th, 2005 at 16:26
Que n’és de cert!!
April 6th, 2005 at 11:45
Gran veritat!