Dilbert’s Salary Theorem

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Dilbert’s Salary Theorem

Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

  • Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
  • Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
  • Postulate 3: (as every Physics student knows) Power = Work/Time

It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make

3 Responses to “Dilbert’s Salary Theorem”

  1. David Poblador Says:

    Bo bo bo!

  2. andreu Says:

    Que n’és de cert!!

  3. Martí Says:

    Gran veritat!

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